When another one of my friends gets a boyfriend
My life.
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to-do list
things i need to do to get a boyfriend:
1. get a tramp stamp of some butterflies and/or stars.
2. get another tattoo of some bull shit quote somewhere obscure on my body.
3. have a kid.
4. quit my job at the bank and get a shit-tastic job instead.
5. dress like im going to the club 24/7.
it just seems to me like the only girls that guys want to date are the whores. im sorry, did i miss a memo about guys not wanting to date girls who are trying to be successful, conservative, or just fucking normal?
My future
My sister, M, tells me im going to be a cat lady when im older based on the fact of how much our cat felix loves me.
sigh at the rate im going, she’s probably right.
How to tell if a guy likes you..
Hell, don’t ask me. I wouldn’t know even if he had a billboard up that told me he did.
